The 12 STIs of X-mas

This is freaking hilarious, ya gotta love the British sense of humour. Not too many people could make sexual diseases into an X-mas song.

Appears they will patent anything

Look what this guy's patenting:
A method for inducing cats to exercise consists of directing a beam of invisible light produced by a hand-held laser apparatus onto the floor or wall or other opaque surface in the vicinity of the cat, then moving the laser so as to cause the bright pattern of light to move in an irregular way fascinating to cats, and to any other animal with a chase instinct.

Tabloid Psychics Fail Again In 2002

Three Things in Life are Certain: Death, Taxes, and Failed Psychic Predictions, by Gene Emery

Raelians clone human; 2000 on waiting list

Claude Vorilhon, founder of the Raelian religion whose followers claim to have cloned a human for the first time, says its goal is to create eternal life through cloning -- and make a lot of money doing it.

This Is “HOT” Sauce

I don't know how hot these sauces are, but they shure sound hot!

Scrooged

Sunday night, so I’m watching TV. And it’s Dec. 22nd, so I’m watching “Scrooged”. I love this film. It’s probably...

AM African Solstice

Celebrated Solstice tonight. Enjoyed some neat African food at AM Africa, the local non-Chinese, non-Korean, non-Vietnamese restaurant in Kitchener. Great...

LOTR2: Nemesis

OK, so I did something really stupid on Friday. I tried to go see LOTR2. Yeah, what the hell was...

Vegetarian Loaf Killing Inmate

Sniper suspect and vegetarian John Lee Malvo says he is getting sick from eating the jail's meatless loaf, which is usually served to inmates for disciplinary reasons.
For the past two weeks, the Fairfax County jail has been serving the 17-year-old Malvo "the loaf," a hodgepodge of flour, raisins, carrots, potatoes and other ingredients baked into brown cakes.

THEMIS Accused of Fraud on Latest Image of Mars Face

Under the surface of Mars lies an ancient, nuclear-powered city left by Martian citizens. At least, that's what a group of space researchers think. And they're trying to prove it by invoking a little-known remnant of President Clinton's last days called the "Data Quality Act" that went into force in October of this year. The filing, dated October 31, 2002, gives NASA 40 days to address the complaint that there is faulty data on Arizona State University's THEMIS Web site.