5 Upcoming Comic Book Movies That Must Be Stopped

I can see where most of these would be crappy.

5 Upcoming Comic Book Movies That Must Be Stopped | Cracked.com

In light of the recent surplus of blockbusting superhero films all but guaranteeing monstrous studio revenue, Hollywood has hit the ground running and greenlit every script featuring a violent man in his underwear from Captain Marvel to your drunken father on Thanksgiving.

Yet, for every Batman Begins that graces the theaters, there are 10 useless men in spandex lined up for the next few years. Here are five of the next big-budget superhero films currently in production that simply should not be.

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