Alan Richman's Rules for Wine Tasting

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Rule Number One: Try Not To Be An Asshole.

Really.

Our correspondent tastes wine in Burgundy and Chateauneuf-du-Pape and comes home with five rules for behaving in a professional manner. Also, one family secret, one confession, and one startling statement

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