Hint: It's not a snap. It is actually very dangerous.
Thanks to Topless Robot
Hint: It's not a snap. It is actually very dangerous.
Thanks to Topless Robot
Now there's a website to cater to my specific "needs."
I think I'll use this image on my profile:

He tries to show kids how bad mechanically-separated chicken is.
And fails.
A cool zooming out video made by suturing together 13 pages of Photoshop Phriday images from the Something Awful goons.
Possibly the most awesome thing ever made.
From Topless Robot
For those who want a Japanese robot decoy girlfriend.
Full-body tattoo guy, Rick Genest, gets a coverup with some help from a team of makeup artists and airbrushes.
The Most Insane Tattoo Video Ever (You Seriously Have to See This) - Shine from Yahoo! Canada
Collected from various stock art pages. Presumably you also have to pay for using them.

Oh, I think I could find a use for all of them. For example, I've finally got something to represent the durian cookies I just made.
I guess if you've got nothing better to do, and really like protein bars, this is OK.
For fending off zombies and such.

So there you have it, the Ultimate Survival Shotgun ready for even the worst scenario. It offers multiple solutions for securing food. It offers multiple solutions for collecting and purifying water. It offers incredible signaling devices. It includes shelter building materials and also several "fool-proof" fire building methods. It also includes a knife, a flashlight, 80 feet of paracord, 2 saws, and a complete first aid kit. If the zombies still eat your brains when you're carrying this thing, it's your own dang fault.
Kind of NSFW, but you probably already guessed that.
46 Reasons Why Woody Is Better Than Buzz Lightyear [NSFW]: Pics, Videos, Links, News
Wow, religious people are weird.
HALLOWEEN PROPAGANDA! from EIT! on Vimeo.
Christian Nightmares, 'The Pagan Invasion': A manipulated Christian...
A cool podcast from Skeptic magazine on Batboy and the Weekly World News.
In the pantheon of American monsters, only one truly dominated the newspapers of the 1990s. Checkout lines everywhere were haunted by the bald-headed, wide-mawed visage of Bat Boy.What was Bat Boy, and where did he come from? The MonsterTalk team interviews cartoonist Tye Bourdony, a former employee of the Weekly World News. Bourdony shares his insights about Bat Boy and the rise and fall of the famous tabloid paper.
Insane Clown Possee's new syrupy video paves the way for their transformation to an X-tian cult.
The Posse is about to transform into a Christian cult.Seriously, if you take the curse words out of the video and wipe that ridiculous clown makeup off the jackasses rapping, these dudes could make a (second) mint off touring the mega-church circuit with this song. But they don't need to, because they've got a big enough audience of incredibly and inexplicably devout followers start their own mega-church -- which is precisely what they plan to do.
That's right, we're calling it. Let the conspiracy-theorizing start here: ICP is turning their marketing savvy and army of dedicated followers into the next big Christian cult. Step aside Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons -- the Church of Jesus Christ, Latter Day Clown is on the rise.
Death Valley's Little Brother