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It's an "instant" "hamburger." And it confirms my suspicion that the Japanese are weird. Though, it does seem like something you might get at a swanky molecular gastronomy restaurant.
Thanks to Cynical-C for this horrible thing.
Hint: It's not a snap. It is actually very dangerous.
Thanks to Topless Robot
Now there's a website to cater to my specific "needs."
I think I'll use this image on my profile:

He tries to show kids how bad mechanically-separated chicken is.
And fails.
A cool zooming out video made by suturing together 13 pages of Photoshop Phriday images from the Something Awful goons.
Possibly the most awesome thing ever made.
From Topless Robot
For those who want a Japanese robot decoy girlfriend.
Full-body tattoo guy, Rick Genest, gets a coverup with some help from a team of makeup artists and airbrushes.
The Most Insane Tattoo Video Ever (You Seriously Have to See This) - Shine from Yahoo! Canada
Collected from various stock art pages. Presumably you also have to pay for using them.

Oh, I think I could find a use for all of them. For example, I've finally got something to represent the durian cookies I just made.
I guess if you've got nothing better to do, and really like protein bars, this is OK.
For fending off zombies and such.

So there you have it, the Ultimate Survival Shotgun ready for even the worst scenario. It offers multiple solutions for securing food. It offers multiple solutions for collecting and purifying water. It offers incredible signaling devices. It includes shelter building materials and also several "fool-proof" fire building methods. It also includes a knife, a flashlight, 80 feet of paracord, 2 saws, and a complete first aid kit. If the zombies still eat your brains when you're carrying this thing, it's your own dang fault.
Kind of NSFW, but you probably already guessed that.
46 Reasons Why Woody Is Better Than Buzz Lightyear [NSFW]: Pics, Videos, Links, News
Wow, religious people are weird.
HALLOWEEN PROPAGANDA! from EIT! on Vimeo.
Christian Nightmares, 'The Pagan Invasion': A manipulated Christian...


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