More Spam poetry

Some of this stuff is really beautiful. You may have read this previous post of Spam poetry but I got this new one today, submitted into our support queue. Frankly, I'm amazed at the depth and the soul of these generated emails (perhaps I should publish a book on this):

He called her Harriett (or was it Harriett?).
Fetishists remain mitochondrial. But they need
to remember how wisely demon toward insurance agent hides.
When insurance agent beyond ribbon is magnificent,
mortician about figure out bartender defined by.

Remember that all Spam Poetry submitted becomes the property of Zuckervati.com. Heh.



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