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Problems with DSL *again*

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… and yet another new DSL modem to try to fix the problem. This makes 5 DSL modems in 5 years, and I've still got three leftovers sitting around the place. I'm beginning to think these things have succumbed to static shocks, or power surges, or ... something. This also makes 5 DSL routers in 5 years as well. Well, technically, I have owned that many, but the D-Link is still chugging away after what I thought was a botched firmware upgrade (heh, my bad -- I went from one subnet back to the default setting).

R's getting a little fed up with the whole on-again off-again DSL relationship, and has been suggesting we do something drastic, though she didn't give me an example of what "drastic" was. I was thinking a burstable T1 fibre channel, but that's about a grand a month... I was thinking maybe getting a second phone line (about $20/month), and seeing if they'd let me run the same DSL account on it. Then I could get me one of these ... a Hotbrick LB2-VPN SOHO 4-Port Dual WAN VPN Router ($420).

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Redundant DSL. Not too shabby.

Recent Photo

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I remember I used to post the occasional photo of myself on this site. I also remember at least one person complimenting me on putting photos up, calling my site a "photo blog". We'll it's hardly that anymore. But I occasionally still feel the need to plaster my image all over the place. Like in that new passport application I've got to send off.

Here's a recent pic of me. Don't go stealing my identity.

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Bad Stock Advice

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R sent this to me the other day. Would you take stock advice from someone called hermaphroditicphotosynthesize???


-----Original Message-----
From: Donovan Harrington
[mailto:hermaphroditicphotosynthesize@access.inet.co.th]
Sent: Thursday, January 25, 2007 10:40 AM
To: Licensing
Subject: We have the most lowest and favorable prices join AUNI.OB

Day two

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A bit of inner information and returns of 1000% are not unheard of.
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...

I would probably have to see some credentials first.

Stealing security

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So, the strangest thing happened to me this morning. I was at the gym, doing my pre-work workout as I do every other day or so. When I got back to my locker, someone had ripped the lock off the door. Just ripped it off. My locker was gaping wide, with the door just hanging on its hinges. Nothing was taken from the locker, unless you count the lock itself. My wallet, Blackberry, cash, keys, ID ... clothes -- everything was still in there.

I stormed over to the main desk and started ranting about thieves, and how no one can feel safe anymore, etc. The owner's son ran back with me to double-check that nothing else had been taken. It looks like a few of the lockers had had their loops cut with a bolt-cutter sometime long ago before the renovations, and this concerned me whenever I saw it -- but not enough to find a more secure locker. These loops were bent back into shape, and most anything short of a pair of griplock pliers would have had a hard time bending them.

Well, so I thought. Remember this place breeds bodybuilders. Also, the lock I had was one of those combination carabiners, it was an oblong shape, with more leverage than a standard combination lock. Also, it was blue and shiny.

But still, why go through the trouble (and presumably pain) of bending one of these lockers open, stealing the (locked) lock, and leaving all the good stuff inside? Were they going to steal everything, but were interrupted? Were they just bent on a little vandalism? Were they trying to teach me a lesson about securing my valuables properly? Were they gym staff, trying to encourage me to rent a better, newer locker?

Or were they just high school kids, out to prove their machismo to their buddies? And desiring something shiny?

To their credit, the management at the gym gave me a new combination lock (I think I've already forgotten the combo) so I could shower without worrying about my stuff. To their discredit, they were a little laissez-faire about it, when they found out nothing had really been stolen. I'm betting they're not even going to fix those 'problem' lockers.

Checking timestamps

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Here's a great trick for those of you who have to get a report into a certain folder 3 days before a meeting, and your boss routinely checks the timestamps on the files during the meeting, chastising anyone who was late.

touch -t [[CC]YY]MMDDhhmm[.SS] filename

I'm not in this situation, but I thought about it a couple of times in the past.

Living the IT crowd

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I know it seems like I've been living under a rock for the past couple of years, but last night we finally got around to watching "The IT Crowd" for the first time. Really, really funny show -- more so since I'm a tech support nerd. R, while not a nerd, sometimes gets a similar kind of treatment from her IT people as Roy and Moss dish out. I have to admit, I've been pretty mean to customers in the past, and so have my co-workers. Some of the more memorable moments from my IT career:


  1. "You have to plug in this network cable to get on the network"
  2. "The error says you need to purchase this option. Have you purchased this option? No?"
  3. "You need to run Notepad. Notepad.exe. Notepad. N-O-T-E... En. Oh. Tee. Eee...."
  4. "Yes, the Enter key is the same as the Return key."

Needless to say, we couldn't stop watching the show, and stayed up much too late to be any good this morning.

The thing that got me laughing the most is that Roy (played by Chris O'Dowd) reminds me a little of the Leader (also in Tech Support). Actually, quite a lot. Here's a photo comparison.

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Google Maps on Cuba

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Was poking around on Google Maps, and stole a couple of images to help illustrate where we travelled this time. Apparently there's some terrific satellite details for Cuba from satellite photos (go figure), but very poor map details (go figure again).

While we weren't a "stone's throw" from Guantanamo (we were actually in a different province), we travelled approximately the same distance west as Gitmo was east of Santiago de Cuba. So at some point, we were about an hour-and-a-half's drive from Camp Delta.

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Cuba 2006

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Just got back from spending a week in Cuba. A bunch of us went down over X-mas and stayed at the Los Galeones resort in Chivirico, about an hour and a half west of Santiago de Cuba.

But where to start?

The Resort: Los Galeones is owned by the Brisas chain, and is partnered with the Brisas Sierra Mar, about an hour west of Santiago. The Sierra Mar is a mecca of tourism -- a mega complex of over 300 rooms set into a tiered mountainside. It boasts a sprawling beach with a Pro dive shop, a 5 storey elevator, several restaurants, including an eco-restaurant, in-pool bar, bandshell, barber, etc.

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By sharp contrast, the Los Galeones resort is a small 32-room hideaway at the top of a mountain just outside of the small friendly town of Chivirico. It's only got two bars, and an á la carte restaurant with occasional buffet. The beach is some 300 precarious steps below the resort, and the beach bar also serves food -- apparently they'll even cook the fish you catch if you go spearfishing.

Los Galeones is an adult resort (no kids under 16), and super friendly. It has all the amenities necessary for a fantastic getaway, but may not have everything you're used to in a mega-complex. That's why there's a bus that leaves every day at 9am to go to the Sierra Mar.

There was a live band playing almost every night, and they had an enormous buffet dinner every weekend, especially for X-mas eve and day. It was a little hard to get cigars at Los Galeones, unless you were satisfied with boxes of Montecristo minis. For larger calibre cigars, you needed to hop on a bus to Sierra Mar. They had most everything up to and including Cohibas #1s.

Chivirico: There's not much in town for the tourist, save a few sparse shops and a pretty neat little art gallery. I very nearly picked up some art from a Cuban surrealist there. My only concern was getting art out of the country safely. There were a couple of restaurant kiosks and places serving famous Cuban ice cream. There is also a bar/club just on the outskirts of the town, which had music every night, and where you could (apparently) buy all kinds of discounted cigars, which leads me to suspect some kind of scam.

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Further east is what was known as Cayo Damas (said by another tourist to be Bacardi Island), a small island hotel just minutes away from Chivirico, which rents rooms for $25 a night, not including meals. I'd consider staying there if I were looking for something not all-inclusive.

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Scuba/Snorkeling: One of our team was an experienced SCUBA diver, and he was a little disappointed by the diving situation in our area. The dive shop was very professional, the dives were cheap, and there was no extra fee for equipment. However the dives weren't very spectacular. This was probably a result of the recent hurricane activity -- everything was buried in sand, and there was little sign of regeneration. Hopefully the south end of Cuba will be better in another few years.

Cuba: The people super friendly. We only got accosted in Chivirico twice, and both people wanted us to mail letters for them. One wanted my hat, but I was using it at the time. I'm still not very comfortable with going to people's houses unless I know them a little. It's probably a safe way to go.

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People in Cuba are poor, but not particularly needy. They have most everything they require, including education, health care, jobs, and food. There's not a lot of food, don't get me wrong. You are unlikely to see many fat Cubans while you're there.

If you want to bring gifts to Cuba for the locals, start here, at http://www.notjusttourists.org/. You are allowed to take 10kg of added luggage for humanitarian purposes, and these folks will set you up with a free bag of hospital supplies. They'll get you a doctor's note to help it through customs, and they give you the address of a nearby doctor so you can deliver the aid directly, and feel really good about yourself.

If you want to do it yourself and bring a bunch of small things, here's what I'd suggest, based on what I've seen other people handing out:


  • packages of gum
  • soap packs, such as Irish Spring or Lever 2000
  • baseball hats
  • multi-vitamins
  • pocket tools
  • jewellery
  • panty hose
  • key holders
  • guitar strings
  • t-shirts

... and of course, money will do, if you need to tip someone. And you really should. Keep in mind that the Peso Convertible (tourist money) is artificially on par with the U.S. dollar, and is worth about 23 times more than the regular Cuban Peso. A typical Cuban wage in the resort industry is about equivalent to 10-15 Peso Convertibles. Meaning, if you tip someone $10, you've doubled their monthly wage. So while it may not be necessary to tip much, tip small amounts frequently if you are getting exceptional service.

Road Safety: Roads in this part of Cuba are pitted and treacherous. Despite appearances, they apparently do get a lot of maintenance. On our return to Santiago, it looked like some amount of repair was going on. However the torrential rains and hurricane weather continually destroys the roads, so driving is dangerous. Take a bus instead. As an example, two people in our resort were involved in a scooter accident on their first day. They were patched up nicely, but the rest of the week must have been quite painful for them.

In fact, there's a certain, subtle lack of safety standards in Cuba. We encountered a pretty banged-up group of teens from the Sierra Mar resort, and they all looked like they were in some kind of communal accident. Cuts, scrapes, and bruises mostly. But you do get the impression that one false move may mean injury or death. Such as 300-some-odd steps down to the beach, with differing runs and rises on each step.

I've collected a number of photos from the Los Galeones resort, in case anyone's interested in seeing more of it.

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