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Man, what was I thinking? This movie rocks.
I can see her dark side...
Yes, what would penis do?
I'm shocked! Shocked! Well, not that shocked.
Early Wednesday morning, State Sen. Roy Ashburn (R-Calif.) was pulled over and arrested for drunk driving. Sources report that Ashburn -- a fierce opponent of gay rights -- was driving drunk after leaving a gay nightclub; when the officer stopped the state-issued vehicle, there was an unidentified man in the passenger seat of the car.
Ashburn has issued an apology for the incident
This one's probably the most NSFW of the bunch. And it's not very NSFW. Though it would get you jail time in Australia.
Remember, it's Jaguar, Cougar, Puma.
Interesting terminology list stemming from a largely Canadian term for Vancouver Canucks groupies.
Really? People have parties like this?
I like this version a lot better:
Now there's a party I can get behind.
... and it's very very juicy.
California GOP Assemblyman Mike Duvall, vice chair of the Committee on Utilities & Commerce, has resigned from public office. Why, you ask?
Duvall's action came after the married California GOP lawmaker and family values champion was caught on a hot mic bragging graphically to a colleague about his affairs with two women -- one of whom is an energy lobbyist.
Does this merlot make you horny, baby?
Researchers concluded that levels of sexual desire were higher in women who were moderate drinkers of red wine than in their counterparts who preferred other alcoholic drinks, or were teetotal.
One theory put forward by the team of Italian doctors who carried out the study is that chemical compounds found in red wine may improve sexual functioning by increasing blood flow to key areas of the body.
Slow day today at Zuckervati world-domination HQ. Here's some early Halloween ideas.
(yeah, I don't know what she's doing in the back of a minivan)
These are pretty interesting. And by interesting, I mean scary.
In 2002, an Israeli businessman was sent to a resort called Eilat for four days where presumably his company expected him to relax a bit, learn a few new tricks to apply back at the office and not try to pork his own daughter. Very likely that was in some manner of memo regarding what was acceptable behavior during his time away, wedged between "no gambling" and "no filling your ass with firecrackers."
Unable to control his insatiable need to bone, the man ordered a call girl on his first night there. Sure enough, the woman that was sent to his room just happened to be his little girl.
Always neat to see someone's list of sexy music.
3. Symphony No 7 in A Major Op. 92: II. Allegretto, Beethoven
My personal favorite of all of Beethoven's works, the second movement of his seventh symphony is outstanding in its complexity. Dark, lavish, and profound ... this covers every single emotion possible. It may not be the cheeriest piece to put on while you're getting it on, but it'll make you seem sophisticated. And if you can time your movements to the changing tempos and dynamics of the song, you'll definitely be in for a wild night.
When to Use It: If you're lucky enough to be with a cougar, they'll appreciate your sophistication. Try it with them. Or, you know, if you're with a classy chick/dude.
Note: Seriously, this thing gets very loud and very quite. Listen to the song before hand so you aren't caught off guard by a rapid crescendo. We wouldn't want you to suffer and ill-timed "mishaps".
Funny and/or serious ones, just for that special occasion.
Sheyla Hershey just broke the record for biggest breast implants. Yikes!
The 28-year-old, a Texas housewive, has had nine operations to get her up to this size.
She traveled to Brazil to get her last procedure which took her from an FFF to a KKK after Texas officials refused to do it, for fear that her breasts could explode.
Sounds like interesting research. A psychology prof. at Queenâ..s University, Kingston shows porn to men and women and guages their reactions to find out what they like.
Except, this is no ordinary porn...
Meredith Chivers is a creator of bonobo pornography.
I hear this is illegal in Georgia.
â..I feel like a pioneer at the edge of a giant forest,â. Chivers said, describing her ambition to understand the workings of womenâ..s arousal and desire. â..Thereâ..s a path leading in, but it isnâ..t much.â. She sees herself, she explained, as part of an emerging â..critical massâ. of female sexologists starting to make their way into those woods. These researchers and clinicians are consumed by the sexual problem Sigmund Freud posed to one of his female disciples almost a century ago: â..The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my 30 years of research into the feminine soul, is, What does a woman want?â.