Hell-Mouth Halloween Party 2002
This year's theme was the Hell-Mouth Halloween Party, or "come as your favourite demon or demon hunter." As usual, as long as
you could convincingly describe your costume in the theme's context, everything was OK. There were some borderline jobs, but what are you going to do,
throw them out? Hell, I'm just glad people showed up.
...really glad people showed up. There was all this food. And beer too!
We had a pretty even mix of demons and hunters. I'm kind of happy with that, since a group of demon hunters by themselves is pretty
boring, and demons alone are just plain scary.
The first to show up were some hungry ringwraiths.
They went straight to the bar and ordered Pina Coladas. Go figure.
Of course, they weren't so tough when they had their hoods off. Explains the fancy drinks. Only a witch-king of Angmar would order
something in a hollowed-out coconut.
To counter all the evil in the room, Ash appeared and revved-up his chainsaw.
It came in handy when we needed some more cold-cuts and cheese.
We kept trying to unwrap the chainsaw blade, thinking there was chocolate underneath.
To help Ash out, Ghostbuster Janine appeared ...
... and brought in an unlicensed nuclear accelerator. A water-soluble one at that.
Her ghost-trap was on the fritz, but that didn't stop her from crossing the streams.
Hello lawsuit...
Where the hell can I find a pair of these glasses?
We had a couple of troggs show up up, sans costumes. Who goes to a halloween party and doesn't want to wear costumes? They were
sacrificed early in the evening.
As I said ... sacrificed ... with a blunt chainsaw.
Please allow me to introduce myself. I am your host for the evening.
In accordance with 1950s pop culture, we were required to have a classy lady demon. Done and done.
But why stop at one? Devils for everyone! HUZZAH!
Anyone want a bite? Come on... It's good for ya.
Someone from Sunnydale showed her witchy face. We weren't sure which side she was on.
Even Jay and Silent Bob showed up. Again, we weren't sure which side they were on. Sure they fought demons in "Dogma", but ... you know
... it's Jay and Silent Bob.
See what I mean? They're crazy mo'fos.
Or something ....
The odds began evening out when Harry Potter showed up in our chamber of secrets.
He ordered a Virgin Caesar and kept going on about some "Basilisk" or something.
With drinks in hand, everybody started digging in and worshipping at the food altar. It was all pretty spicy nosh, but that's what you
get at a Hellmouth party.
Hey hey. The Devil is *in*. Wanna make a trade?
After scoring some "oregano", Jay went over and tried to pick up some chicks. We didn't tell him there was only catnip in the bag -- and
actual oregano.
He started getting fresh too. A little too fresh.
Hrmmm.
Kind of a weird fantasy scene. Sort of.
Yikes! I'm going to have problems watching those movies again. This is a disturbing new way to read Jay and Silent Bob's relationship.
Scared the crap out of my cat. Shouldn't invite cats to Halloween parties - they make shoddy familiars, they drink too much, and they
tend to catch fire when exposed to candle flames.
Finally, I found a place for the infamous SpamRock trophy.
enjoy the amazing costumes.
As is the tradition around here, to everyone goes a [picture of a] Sony Playstation 2. Hooray!
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