10 Ways to Truly F**k Up Valentine’s Day
Excellent set of guidelines to help you through another tricky V-day.
Topless Robot - 10 Ways to Truly F**k Up Valentine’s Day
8) The Gentleman’s SpecialWant to fuck up Valentine’s Day in a more avant garde manner? Then go through an entirely regular but romantic evening, complete with dinner, a movie, etc. If all goes well, you’ll be rewarded with the traditional man’s V-Day gift, sex. Immediately after coitus, get out of bed, go to her purse, empty all the cash, then leave through the bedroom window. Don’t respond to any of her questions, and don’t stop to put on your clothes, The Valentine’s Day will end abruptly with her broke, confused and very possibly sticky.
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