September 2002 Archives

Stuck in a level, need a password or maybe just a clue ? or is it that you have a copy of Dick Tracy for the NES and you haven't a clue how to play it, all your answers can be found here

This is just the best, all the bible fodder you need to arm yourself, with the evil parts pre-highlighted for you. X-Tians beware! We're armed and know how to strike back with our belts.

Skeptic's Annotated Bible

In the latest step of self-censorship families are being encouraged to use this, personaly if Marie's up for it. It can't be all bad, imagine what it could do to bad movies or Godzilla.

If you're like me and you had a pacifist/hippy family who refused to let you have any firearms real or plastic, then sites like these are the equivelent of crack.

I don't know who Wayne Noster is, but I somehow got on his mailing list. I'm really not sure of the exact details leading up to Wayne's convalescence but it sounds grim. Godspeed on your recovery, Wayne. I'll Pray for You and Your family. (I wonder if Willie meant "God" when he said "He asked me to ask you guy[sic] to continue to Pray")

One italian coffin store has decided to get it's self online with a bit of twist in the choice of models

What cruel monster would come up with this idea? And just how do they pitch it to investors? Is this how you show your affection to your pets? By humiliating them?


Why yes. Of course. Where can I get a set of these?

Something for those who want to horribly disfigure people who wear mullets.


http://www.flowgo.com/flowgo2_view.cfm?page_id=38234

Okonomiyaki is a mixture between pancake and pizza. "Okonomi" means "as you like". This refers to the ingredients. Depending on the region of Japan, okonomiyaki is prepared in various different styles. In Hiroshima, which is especially well known for its Okonomiyaki, it is served with or on top of Yakisoba (fried noodles).


[Zuckervati] Picked up a bag of Okonomiyaki-flavoured chips at the Asian groccery store down the street. They were good, but all the time, I was wondering what I was eating....


http://www.japan-guide.com/r/e100.html

Psychic Detectives are the vanguard of a second wave of predators that also includes tabloid journalists, cheesy defense lawyers and photo-op politicians. They use tabloid newspapers and talk shows to boast about their accomplishments and predict success. They materialize whenever children are kidnapped and circle the cases like vultures on a fresh carcass.


http://www.klaaskids.org/pg-mc-hazards.htm

Technonerds go to movies strictly for entertainment, and of course, the most entertaining part comes after the movie when they can dissect, criticize, and argue the merits of every detail. However, when supposedly serious scenes totally disregard the laws of physics in blatantly obvious ways it's enough to make us retch. The motion picture industry has failed to police itself against the evils of bad physics. This page is provided as a public service in hopes of improving this deplorable matter. The minds of our children and their ability to master vectors are (shudder) at stake.


http://intuitor.com/moviephysics/index.html

A reader recently e-mailed me to say she believes in God because, when she was 14, she prayed one night that she would get her period and, the very next day, she did. When I suggested to her that her "divine proof" might be a mere coincidence, she balked. She refused to believe that these two events . the prayer and its answer . could be unrelated. Never mind the fact that she was 14 and . barring any medical dysfunction . was pretty much guaranteed by biology to start menstruating at any time. In her mind, there's a strict cause-and-effect here: She had asked God for something, and God had answered.


http://www.metrotimes.com/editorial/story.asp?id=3664

Pilgrims are flocking to a house in Bombay where they believe that
Elephant headed Hindu Lord Ganesha has appeared in the shape of a potato.


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_663962.html

So in the aftermath of the high-tech meltdown, folks in Silicon Valley--including the newer immigrant communities--are going back to basics. That's why my "once in a lifetime opportunity" hit twice in a month.


http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/08.29.02/mlm-0235.html

A MYSTERIOUS passage in the Great Pyramid at Giza will be explored by a robot next month in an attempt to unravel one of the final secrets of the last remaining wonder of the Ancient World.


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-395665,00.html