Trust me. I was a POW.

Heh. Wait, why am I crying?

Daily Kos: Cheers and Jeers: Wednesday

"You're a surgeon and you're using a rusty hacksaw?"

"Trust me. I was a POW."

"Youâ..re the Republican candidate for president and you want to fix the country's problems even though you donâ..t know much about the economy, you donâ..t know how to use the internet, you donâ..t know how many houses you own or what kind of car you drive, you admit you donâ..t think clearly when youâ..re tired, you make frequent gaffes on foreign policy, you think offshore drilling is a short-term solution to high gas prices, you support torture and keeping the Guantanamo prison open, you make rash decisions and statements from which you have to quickly backtrack, you have an explosive temper on a hair trigger, your idea of health care reform is 'wear more sunscreen,' you're for stem cell research except when it's done on stem cells because you consider them all American citizens, and you voted to support the policies of the worst president ever 100 percent of the time this year?"

"Trust me, my friends. I was a POW."

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