Kobe Bryant Scores 25 In Holy Shit We Elected A Black President

I've always figured Kobe Bryant was a great player holy shit!

Kobe Bryant Scores 25 In Holy Shit We Elected A Black President | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Lakers shooting guard Kobe Bryant had a typically solid performance from the field last night, scoring 25 points to propel his team to a holy shit, it's hard to believe these words are even gracing this page, but on Tuesday, Nov. 4, 2008, the American people elected a black man to the office of the President of the United States.

Words really can't describe howâ.¦or what, orâ.¦. Wow.

Bryant, who got off to a slow start early, but managed to find his touch late in the third, incredible. A black president for a nation whose entire history has been haunted by the specter of slavery and plagued by racism since before its inception. That this happened in our lifetime is remarkable; that it happened within 50 years of a time when segregation was still considered an acceptable institution is astonishing. Absolutely astonishing. This is an achievement on par with the moon landing.

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